Scotch Egg recognised as universal gold standard qualification
With Scotch Eggs being seen as reaching ‘substantial meal’ status in pubs, this humble fayre is rapidly becoming the benchmark for qualifications in other areas. The Government themselves have said...
View ArticleDriving JCBs through polystyrene walls will be kept to minimum, promise Tories
Tory HQ have said Boris Johnsons visit to Scotland will have fewer imbecilic stunts and a minimum of toe curling photo-op distractions than is usual for a visit from the English PM. Driving a JCB...
View ArticleOpinion divided on timing of Sturgeon-Sunak job swap
With cries of ‘Bannockburn!’ on the Westminster benches and a surfeit of high end leisurewear swamping Holyrood, criticism is mounting against the stubborn refusal of embattled Scottish First Minister...
View ArticleBridge will be finished in time to link independent Scotland with united Ireland
Boris Johnson has set out an ambitious timetable for the completion of a bridge from Portpatrick to Larne. “We think we can do it; my plan is to finish just as Scotland votes for independence and...
View ArticleNicola Sturgeon found not guilty of Alex Salmond committing sexual assault
On a stunning day at Holyrood, First Minister Nicola Sturgeon was cleared of all crimes committed by her predecessor Alex Salmond after a labyrinthine investigation came to a close. The SNP leader had...
View ArticleSNP plans carefully phased increase of independence from absolutely everything
Nicola Sturgeon has announced a phased increase of Scottish Independence to be introduced by the SNP should they be elected into government on May 6th. ‘We in Scotland will become gradually more...
View ArticleJohnson to ring Sturgeon’s doorbell then run away
Boris Johnson is visiting Scotland for as little time as he can possibly get away with before too many Scottish people notice he is there and run him out of the country. A Tory spokesman looked...
View ArticleProof of not being Michael Gove now required for entry to Scottish nightclubs
From 1st October anyone who wishes to go to a nightclub in Scotland will be refused entry unless they can provide compelling evidence that there isn’t the slightest risk of them being Michael Gove....
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